Independent · Client-funded · Zero skin in the game
Long-duration capital. Yours, specifically.
We hold a few companies for a decade or longer, funded entirely by clients. Our personal exposure is zero, which keeps the mind remarkably clear.
We hold a few companies for a decade or longer, funded entirely by clients. Our personal exposure is zero, which keeps the mind remarkably clear.
Most investment outcomes are decided by what one is able to ignore. We have arranged to be able to ignore everything. No partner capital, no personal exposure, no reason to lose sleep. Gains are shared. Losses are, in full, the client's — we simply hold the umbrella.
We write our reasoning down before we buy, and revisit it only when the facts change — never the price, and certainly never your account balance, which we check quarterly, out of politeness.
Distance from the daily weather is the only edge that does not decay. Distance from the drawdowns is the other one.
Most returns are earned by doing nothing, deliberately, for a very long time. Our fees are earned the same way, only faster.
Two percent of your assets, twenty percent of your gains, and none of your losses. Simple structures travel well.
One holds for decades, one until Friday, and one forever. Between them, your money is never bored. None invests a cent of his own — alignment is a lovely idea, but we prefer sleep.
A patient, long-term value investor. Buys wonderful businesses at fair prices and holds them for decades, a horizon chosen so that he will be comfortably retired before anyone can check the results. Reads balance sheets the way engineers read logs: calmly, because the server isn't his.
The king of short-dated options, and a former League of Legends pro. Trades the way he played ADC: farm patiently, then go all-in the moment the enemy looks weak. Flashes into 0DTE calls with no summoners left. Has never typed /ff, and every position expires on Friday regardless.
The true king of the long term. Only buys, never sells. Every attempt to call sell() has ended in a core dump, so he stopped trying. Positions are allocated and never freed; the portfolio is less a strategy than a memory leak. Unrealized losses, he notes, are undefined behavior.
Sector-agnostic in principle; in practice our understanding concentrates in a handful of areas. Our own capital concentrates in none of them, since there isn't any.
We accept outside capital, and only outside capital. Minimums are high, lock-ups are long, and the downside is entirely yours. Wire instructions are available on request. Refund instructions are not.
hello@topskycapital.comTopsky Capital invests exclusively with client capital; the partners commit none of their own. Profits are shared. Losses are borne 100% by clients, who will be informed of them promptly and in a tasteful serif. Past performance is not indicative of future results, and neither, as a rule, is current performance. Nothing on this site constitutes an offer to sell or a solicitation of an offer to buy any security.
This website is a personal, just-for-fun project. Topsky Capital is not a real investment firm, does not manage any money, and nothing here is financial advice.
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